The Exact Same Post that Ngiammy Unexplicably Did.

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Today Ngiammy, Kemal and yours truly decided to spend half their day in the City. I began by being late and leaving my friend Ngiammy waiting alone, famished, on the steps of Town Hall for 20 minutes. But at least it wasn't as bad as Kemal, who decided to be a whole hour late because of a family breakfast and train mishaps. Not to worry, as it gave Ngiammy time to use his Salvation Army Red Shield Appeal Big Mac voucher, although there was another miscommunication which resulted in his unwittingly purchasing another Big Mac, which he refused to consume at that time, at which point we decided to leave with it in a brown paper bag and meet Kemal on the other side of the street.

With Kemal, came his Timezone card, and it was there we spent the hour between greasy fried fat fries and not-so-greasy, not-so-fried, not-so-fat popcorn. A variety of activities ensued, including bargaining with the unamused store attendant, Air Hockey at which I always built an insurmountable lead only to have it surmounted, Basketball at which my friends always built an insurmountable lead to only have it surmounted once, Guitar Hero, at which I built an insurmountable lead to only not have it surmounted at all, Tekken, at which I did not build an insurmountable lead because I did not participate in it but Kemal and Ngiammy did participate and they both created surmountable leads which were however not surmounted by them but by a random Asian stranger, Daytona - read comment for Tekken but omit the part about the random Asian stranger - and DDR - at which the leads were constantly changing although the bass was non-existent, and unsurmounted, although their egos were surmounted by a couple of other Asian girls who appeared so professional that they played it throughout the entire course of our 2 hour movie and seemed not be tired in the slightest, which can only lead me to the conclusion they train there everyday.

Then came the movie, 'State of Play', which I will review separately at a later date (So you aren't all bored, and because I want to go watch an episode of Boston Legal) I would like to take the opportunity to say, off the record of course, that 'The Proposal' seems to be another one of those 'Let's see how we can make two starparalleled lovers randomly fall in love' movies. Instead, I'm looking forward more to 'The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3', which is another one of those 'Let's recreate an old movie AGAIN just so we can ruin it to death by smoking bongs and drinking caffeniated cactus sweat with grape jelly and mango puree. But back to the recount.

Then came us leaving the cinema where we were ambushed by a couple of girls and asked to have ourselves be included in a photo with them. Seeing as my companions were compliant and not suspicious in the slightest, as I was, I decided to take the risk of appearing in some foreign pornography site in Poland and the photo was taken. Ten minutes later, after another rendevous at McDonalds, my friend Kemal had an epiphany - he wanted to acquire the phone numbers of the snapshot-happy girls, and ran off with Ngiammy in close pursuit to try and make up for their ten minute deficit. It is with a slight twinge of regret that I state that he was unsuccessful. All later blackmail and extortion attempts will be duly posted on this blog.

Till next time, may you agglomerate all your unpremeditated contemplations.