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Rant Time

Hello everyone. Today a new segment of this blog has been introduced. It's called 'Rant Time'. That's right. I'm going to rant about things that have annoyed me recently because I have nothing else to blog about.

Do you know why I have nothing else to blog about? Because I honestly don't know what to blog about. Why's that? Because everytime I ask people for opinions they take up their patronising and condescending 'Oh, but you're doing such a good job' tone and give me absolutely nothing useful to help me improve this blog. I try and make it as easy as physicall possible for people to let me know what they think. Since most of my readers are too lazy to actually type out a paragraph or two that makes sense in some utterly psychotic but reasonable way, I even made polls for you. But then I suppose clicking a few buttons is also a bit too hard for you all. Honestly, what do you want me to do? Find where you live and pay you all 1000 dollars to undergo a surgery where I can read your mind and monitor your reactions toward my material? Simply write stuff to aggravate you all into responding in some shape or form? (No points for guessing which method I've adopted)

You know, the beautiful and perhaps ironic thing is that you're not going to be able to tell me, because of the fact that you all are too lazy to comment. In which case, I'm going to be able to insult you all I like. Because if you do respond, then that just shows me you care more about your precious fragile egos than you do about anything I have to say or artistically produce here. Which makes me wonder why I even bother putting so much effort into these blog posts. It's like building a building for the sole purpose of watching other non-building enthusiasts like Japanese Sushi Shoguns tear it down slowly and painfully with wood chopstick splinters.

Something else I hate? Premature quitters. What do I mean by this? Imagine a contract, a legally binding one, as opposed to these bonds based on friendship and trust that I foolishly enter into, where two parties have agreed upon a consensus, and the terms of the agreement are conditions that both of these people are willing to join into a partnership by. Then, when the project planning is near 85% completion, and it is the most important part of the planning stage because the most dedication and loyalty is required here, one party just says 'Oh Sorry' and abandons the other guy all by himself. Now apply this hypothetical scenario into real arrangements such as outings or contests.

Another analogy might be useful here. You have an assigned partner for a school project, and you get separate roles. You fulfill your bit to the best of your ability and since you see that the other person is not as motivated you make suggestions which they say they're listening to, but really they care about them as much as they care about a lump of rotting banana in an island off in the Caribbean somewhere. Not only is this feigned pretense of listening and caring absolutely insulting, they end up not going what they were meant to do, and therefore the consequences are there for both members to suffer, unjustly or otherwise. A bit like keeping the entire class in at lunchtime even though it is obvious that only one person has committed some unspeakable crime like stealing a cookie from the waffle jar.

Needless to say, that has happened to me a few times in recent memory, and only one of these varied scenarios have been accompanied by an appropriate explanation involving a medical professional and the instigation of masticatory appliances. I don't think it's necessary to explain how a similar logic could be applied to a competition arrangement just as much as the organisation of an outing which I've already ranted about at length.

One last thing. People on MSN with stupidly long reaction times. Or should I say, non-existent reaction times. Or a prevalent and incurable strain of amnesia on a constant basis. Or those people who answer questions with insanely inept and inappropriately apathetic responses which make me only think that talking to me is the last thing they'd want to be doing on this planet. Need I say more? Probably not. If it's not obvious that I'm talking about you, dear reader, if it does indeed concern you, then it's probably not going to get much clearer even if you stick it in a 'Clearing' machine in the middle of some quiet clearing and play music by 'The Clearing' while watching the movie 'The Clearing' all at the same time.

I will gladly address all of your non-opinions and non-thoughts about my rant should you care to leave a non-comment in the comments section. Otherwise you can start a non-conversation with me and tell me about all your non-issues with this new segment. Thank you all for taking your valuable time to read over this and keep everything I've said in your brain for about a nanosecond or two. You may continue on and living your blindingly annoying and irritating lives now.

Till next time, may you agglomerate all your unpremeditated contemplations.